Monday, October 5, 2009

i will never date someone by the name of Ryle, Kyle, Myle or anything that sounds like it

Dear Blog,














What the heck is a Ryle's tube?!

F.Y.I.: During my O.S.C.E. exam, we were required to help convince a Standardized Patient (SP, people hired by our lecturers to act according to the scenario they created) to bring her dad back home after completing his treatment at the hospital. The words "RYLES TUBE" came up....mind got blank....how am I spose to friggin' convince someone when I dunno what the heck that is??

The funny thing is, that SP kept asking "jadi, macam mana saya nak jaga ayah saya nanti? macam mana dengan Ryles tube? Macam mana nak bagi makan? Jenis makanan apa saya boleh bagi dia?"

OK.

1. pandai gila this patient's daughter bleh tau that the name is Ryles Tube when I don't even know. How "realistic".

2.what's with the 1001 questions about Ryles tube? I thought we were spose to convince her about taking care of her dad at home?

3.i suck at being fake, and acting like a stupid untrained Hollywood star wannabe. No more PPDs, please!

4.i guess i'm not good at convincing and manipulating people when someone's breathing down my neck..grrrrr!

5.three and a half years of taking medic, i've learned that it is in our syllabus to be good at acting. Patients!!! BEWARE!! All your doctors are FAKE!!! muahahahah





.what kinda medic student are you? l e n a.

4 comments:

Chico said...

Owh i used ryles tube b4..masa my grandma got stroke and couldnt move..guna utk feed her

l e n a said...

chico: hahhaha...yeah, exactly. i baru tau. napa u tak tolong time my exam =((

chico said...

well you never mentioned it before so..hehe the topic never came up during any of our conversation.. :P

l e n a said...

chico: so i should randomly go up to people and ask, "hey! i'm farah, what's your name? btw, do you know what's a ryles tube?" lol